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A term derived from the two words: Chump and Loser, combined together.
Woah did you see that guy eat it on his bike? What a chooser!
Chooser by Will Smith’s a G July 31, 2021
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This is a place filler word that can mean anything. It can be a verb, noun, adjective, pronoun...etc.
This lecture is very chöben (boring)

Eat this its chöben (good)
What are you chöbening (doing) right now?
Chöben by Jrobs June 14, 2016

Choose Game 

Basically, you choose odds or evens and remark "Once, twice, three, SHOOT!" each player either holds out a closed fist, 1 finger, or 2 fingers, therefore the total can either add up to 0, 1, 2, 3, or 4. If it is 0, no player wins. If it is even (2,4) the evens player wins and if it's odd (1,3) the odds player wins.
Seinfeld: George and Jerry played the Choose game in 'The Robbery' Episode to decide who should get the apartment, Jerry ends up winning.
Having smoked some really great weed (choof), you are now really stoned. Sounds like "chuffed" which is great because smoking weed always makes people really happy.
That was some damn great weed, I'm choofed!
choofed by d#sss June 21, 2011

beggars can't be choosers 

used when someone is desperate for something but then becomes picky about it
person 1: oi got any money
person 2: only $2
person 1: shit that ain't much
person 2: look mate beggars can't be choosers

Chooney Tunes 

A word commonly used to refer to anime(japanese cartoons), K-pop, K-drama and other forms of Asian entertainment media. Often used in a patronizing fashion.
-Get off your ass and stop watching chooney tunes!
Chooney Tunes by quachwatch February 23, 2022