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choobert 

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distant cousin of choob plus hewbert, plus hebrew. choobert means little 7 year old dumbass blond shitlicker from england who likes to steal dreidels from babies. it also means you did something really dumb n immature.
CHOOBERT= HEBREW+CHOOB+HEWBERT
"i just pissed on a cop car"
damn ur such a choobert, dude!! RUN!
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Choobering 

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Chugging or otherwise rapidly consuming a liquid in an impressive show of skill and dominance. The more faster and more casually you can choober something, the cooler it is.
"I almost choked while I was choobering my Kool-Aid. I thought I was going to drown."
Choobering by Dazork June 28, 2022
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choober

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1. n. A person who does something to annoy another.
2. n. Someone who does something stupid or foolish in the game Counter-Strike.
3. n. See choober
Oi, you choober!
choober by Topaz Angel September 21, 2003

choober

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James: Hello.
Nick: i r choober
James: Hello.
choober by james February 24, 2004

coobert 

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the name that you give an asian when a crack head asks him for a dollar.
crack head - hey doesn't your name start with a c?
asian - yeah
crack head - what is it?
asians friend - its coobert dumb fuck!
coobert by coobert March 24, 2007

Choober

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1. A Nade spammer/TK'er/Cunt muffin in the game Counter-Strike
DAVKAL is a such a choober.. he completely naded me man!
Choober by Litma2 December 21, 2004

Choobers 

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Someone who partakes in the publishing of choobs on social media sites as defined by choobers.com
Choobers by Phillpal June 14, 2011
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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