choobert

distant cousin of choob plus hewbert, plus hebrew. choobert means little 7 year old dumbass blond shitlicker from england who likes to steal dreidels from babies. it also means you did something really dumb n immature.
CHOOBERT= HEBREW+CHOOB+HEWBERT

"i just pissed on a cop car"
damn ur such a choobert, dude!! RUN!

by jackie loves vinny July 5, 2003

Choobering

Chugging or otherwise rapidly consuming a liquid in an impressive show of skill and dominance. The more faster and more casually you can choober something, the cooler it is.

"I almost choked while I was choobering my Kool-Aid. I thought I was going to drown."

by Dazork June 28, 2022

choober

1. n. A person who does something to annoy another.
2. n. Someone who does something stupid or foolish in the game Counter-Strike.
3. n. See choober

Oi, you choober!

by Topaz Angel September 21, 2003

choober

A crazy moose.

James: Hello.
Nick: i r choober
James: Hello.

by james February 24, 2004

coobert

the name that you give an asian when a crack head asks him for a dollar.

crack head - hey doesn't your name start with a c?
asian - yeah
crack head - what is it?
asians friend - its coobert dumb fuck!

by coobert March 24, 2007

Choober

1. A Nade spammer/TK'er/Cunt muffin in the game Counter-Strike

DAVKAL is a such a choober.. he completely naded me man!

by Litma2 December 21, 2004

Choobers

Choober

Someone who partakes in the publishing of choobs on social media sites as defined by choobers.com

by Phillpal June 14, 2011