Chooney

When you approach a Guinea pig With a fringe, boop them in the middle of the fringe.

I want to chooney your Guinea pig soooo bad
I will chooney you

Chooney by Spuper May 2, 2023

Chooney

When you approach a Guinea pig With a fringe and bop it in the middle of its fringe hole.

I want to chooney your Guinea pig
Oh your in for a Chooney

Chooney by Spuper May 2, 2023

Chooney

adjective

Cute, Cool, Slay, Awesome, extremely positive, having a high level of rizz,

"OMG that's soo Chooney!!!"

Chooney by ary-rat May 22, 2025

Chooney Tunes 

A word commonly used to refer to anime(japanese cartoons), K-pop, K-drama and other forms of Asian entertainment media. Often used in a patronizing fashion.

-Get off your ass and stop watching chooney tunes!

Chooney Tunes by quachwatch February 23, 2022

Brine choney 

When your girl or mail order bride will only perform oral sex on you by spitting a mouth full of saltwater while your underwear are still on.

Hey bro I heard your wife gives a good brine choney?

Only if you're married to her.

Brine choney by Ranchgirls May 3, 2020

A George Clooney 

Years ago George Clooney famously took a shit in the litter box of his friend Richard Kind's cat. In a playful spin, a George Clooney is when you either literally or metaphorically leave a shit for someone to deal with.

Hey Jimmy, I've left you a George Clooney - enjoy.

A George Clooney by Fatterry November 24, 2017

Cooney'd

When you are so drunk, that you pass out at 3:00 in the after noon hugging the porcelin. Usually being Cooney'd involves a foam filled mouth and a face filled with tears. Dry heaving may be a side effect, but that is if and only if you are completly Cooney'd.

Brandon drank a shit ton of Natty Light because we kept making him bong 2-3 beers at a time. He got totally cooney'd and he almost died.

Cooney'd by The Cooney Train April 25, 2010