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A generally distasteful person whose penis is wider than it is long (see choad)
Hermit you dirty chonnig get over here and clean my ringpiece!
chonnig by a55m0nk February 22, 2004
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chonnipa 

Sexy beast! Obey the person with this name or you will regret it!
Be careful, she's Chonnipa!
chonnipa by NotChonnipa January 22, 2014

chinnigan 

When someone has many chins
A fat man's many chins is chinnigan
chinnigan by Iaac November 29, 2013

Connigured

When someone nigga rigs, half asses, etc., a network, or server configuration.
Josh connigured the network over at Smiley D's and now there seems to be a loop in it.
Connigured by MicroNig October 31, 2018
A crotch itch; when your crotch itches and you announce "Chonnie!" to everyone around to warn them that you're scratching. Saying "chonnie" when you have a chonnie makes it acceptable to scratch.
Bri was walking when suddenly she yelled "chonnie" and started scratching.

Bri had a chonnie, so she announced to her friends, "Chonnie!" and the started scratching.
chonnie by Momo B December 30, 2007
(ugly girl walks into the bar)
Tom: Oh man. She's totally giving me a chonnie.

(guy wusses out and refuses to do something)
Tom: Jesus, man. Quit being a chonnie.

chonnie cung

A crotch itch; when your crotch itches and you announce "Chonnie Cung!" to everyone around to warn them that you're scratching. Saying "chonnie cung" when you have a chonnie cung makes it acceptable to scratch.
Bri was walking when suddenly she yelled "chonnie cung" and started scratching.

Bri had a chonnie cung, so she announced to her friends, "Chonnie Cung!" and the started scratching.
chonnie cung by Seremiah Jchwab March 27, 2009
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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