Chonnikarn or "Chonni" as her friends would call her, is the most beautiful human to ever walked on earth. She is the sweetest most caring creature ever. She is stunning and so so clever. Guys queue for miles just to see her pretty face. But she only loves one man and he's name is Dan. He is the luckiest guy in the universe and many men envy him. Women is also ridiculously jealous of her features and Godlike body but she doesn't care because she knows how to be humble.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!