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dude, you definitely should have used a chondom ... she was dirty
chondom by scott pritchard January 11, 2008
A chondom is a condom filled with years worth of smegma.
My friend and I created a chondom.
chondom by Goonther the Third December 6, 2024

Keyboard Condom 

A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.
dude your Keyboard Condom is getting pretty dirty, maybe you should clean it.

COVID CONDOM 

A used face mask that is discarded in the middle of a parking lot or other public place
I stepped out of my car and found a covid condom laying in the parking lot
COVID CONDOM by Senor Dank Nugs January 20, 2021

Screen condom 

People who keep a plastic screen sheath on their smartphone for protection despite the fact that it reduces the quality of their visual pleasure.
I can't understand people who use screen condoms, they never get to fully enjoy their screens. Even without protection, by the time the glass would be so unclear you'd most likely would be getting a new phone anyway...
Screen condom by flockit March 6, 2015
To use a condom during sex
Be wise- condomise!
condomise by redhotchillipepper November 1, 2011