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Chondom

A Condom of the chin - generally used to protect one's chin from 'Chin Rape'.

A small beard present only on the chin is known as a "Natural Chondon".
Dan: "CHIN RAPE!" *hits Joe on the chin, in standard chin rape form*

Joe: You can't chin rape me, I have a chondom
by DJ Quigglez October 20, 2009
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chondom

dude, you definitely should have used a chondom ... she was dirty
by scott pritchard January 11, 2008
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chondom

A chondom is a condom filled with years worth of smegma.
My friend and I created a chondom.
by Goonther the Third December 6, 2024
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Keyboard Condom

A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.
dude your Keyboard Condom is getting pretty dirty, maybe you should clean it.
by Always uses a keyboard December 20, 2012
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COVID CONDOM

A used face mask that is discarded in the middle of a parking lot or other public place
I stepped out of my car and found a covid condom laying in the parking lot
by Senor Dank Nugs January 20, 2021
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Screen condom

People who keep a plastic screen sheath on their smartphone for protection despite the fact that it reduces the quality of their visual pleasure.
I can't understand people who use screen condoms, they never get to fully enjoy their screens. Even without protection, by the time the glass would be so unclear you'd most likely would be getting a new phone anyway...
by flockit March 6, 2015
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condomise

To use a condom during sex
Be wise- condomise!
by redhotchillipepper November 1, 2011
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