chondo 

noun. A condominium in a building that was clearly once a church
OR
adj. Describing a building that was clearly once a church and is now a parsed residence.

Close cousin of the choffice, a church that has been converted into offices.

My boyfriend's chondo is in the former rectory of a church, which is bad for my sex life since, everytime we get down to it, I think about going to confession with Father Flanagan.

chondo by creaternity April 30, 2006

chondo 

1. an individual who, by means other than his own (usually his parents) lives in the same affluent community where he graduated (barely) from high school.

2. a junior college student who parties with high school seniors and dates high school sophmores from the high school he went to.

H.S. Senior 1: Whoa, who is that wearing those huge white spy sunglasses driving that raised orange truck with 22s and black flames?

H.S. Senior 2: Oh you mean Dustin? Can you believe he's dating Greg's little sister who's two years younger than US?

H.S. Senior 1: Yeah. What a fuckin' chondo.

chondo by uscnickc January 20, 2009

Chondo 

1. An individual who is annoying to be around because of smell, constant talking, is a "know-it-all," etc.

2. Someone who has repeatedly been addicted to drugs.

Stop smoking weed, chondo; you look like a fool.

Chondo by Chiizee July 19, 2011

Chondo 

Hitting a solo HR in slow pitch softball.

Mike hit a chondo again!

Chondo by Manny44a June 26, 2018

Keyboard Condom 

A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.

dude your Keyboard Condom is getting pretty dirty, maybe you should clean it.

Keyboard Condom by Always uses a keyboard December 20, 2012

COVID CONDOM 

A used face mask that is discarded in the middle of a parking lot or other public place

I stepped out of my car and found a covid condom laying in the parking lot

COVID CONDOM by Senor Dank Nugs January 20, 2021

Screen condom 

People who keep a plastic screen sheath on their smartphone for protection despite the fact that it reduces the quality of their visual pleasure.

I can't understand people who use screen condoms, they never get to fully enjoy their screens. Even without protection, by the time the glass would be so unclear you'd most likely would be getting a new phone anyway...

Screen condom by flockit March 6, 2015