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People who keep a plastic screen sheath on their smartphone for protection despite the fact that it reduces the quality of their visual pleasure.
I can't understand people who use screen condoms, they never get to fully enjoy their screens. Even without protection, by the time the glass would be so unclear you'd most likely would be getting a new phone anyway...
by flockit March 06, 2015

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Giving your dominant hand a release from wacking off...
Damn Jeb, why ya holding both hands out like that?

Ahh, my right hand just got so achy I needed to give myself a handwich...
by flockit February 13, 2015

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Starting a fire through rubbing wood vigorously.
I jack off so hard to J Law I'm shocked I'm not catching fire...
by flockit March 14, 2015

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The subtle feeling of masculine victory when you hit the target your aiming for while urinating.
C'mon you dick... you can hit that shower drain... uh... yeah... You're-in!!!
by flockit February 19, 2015

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The subtle feeling of masculine victory when you hit the target your aiming for while urinating.
C'mon you dick... you can hit that shower drain... uh... yeah... You're-in!!!
by flockit February 19, 2015

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