Cronchy Water (n): a type of water sold in many shapes and sizes. It has no flavor, and when even heat from the air is applied for long periods of time, it loses its
cronch. Cronchy Water is often also added to drinks due to its cronchiness, and ability to make drinks cooler just by being in its presence. When eaten, Cronchy Water has a sort of
crunch to it not too dissimilar from ice, but
better. Cronchy Water also has it's own dietary plan called the "Cronchy Water diet".
"Hey man, i'm going out for
food. want anything?"
"Yeah just a Cheer-wine with just a
little Cronchy Water."
"C- Cronchy Water?? you mean ice??"
"... no... ice is
dumb. I mean Cronchy Water."