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Chomlette 

A chomlette is a delicious omlette using a toping of crunched up cheetos (whichever variety you prefer). This type of food is usually eaten by students who do not know how to cook or are too poor to afford anything more than these basic items.

*Note this is also the favourite food of Felicia Day.
(Reference mega64 Microsoft keynote)
''Hey Bro, whats for dinner? ... Chomlette!''

''Hey dude we only got eggs and Cheetos left...Thats cool, i'll make a Chomlette!''
Chomlette by Mr. Grumpy Gills July 18, 2009

Choplette 

A girl of high spunk and fabulous short hair.
We cut our hair off together and became the Choplettes.
Choplette by elfsongirl March 22, 2007

chomelet 

Felicia is having a chomelet
chomelet by Feliciatweetz June 10, 2009

Cholette 

Damn Morena, raise your pinky. You a cholette.
Cholette by BitchassPendeja November 21, 2017

Shomelette 

A type of breakfast made from the bowels of your lover. You fuck your partner up the ass until you get an ass gape big enough to put ingredients in. Once the hole is big enough you crack open an egg and pour the yolk in and add whatever else you like on your Omelette's. Once all the ingredients are in the asshole you resume making love to your partner up the ass. Then when you feel like you have mixed the ingredients well enough you have your partner shit it out onto a frying pan and you fully cook the egg. Eat once all raw meats or eggs are fully cooked. Bon Appetite!
"Dude i was fucking my girlfriend and she asked for a Shomelette!"

"Oh man my ass hurts from that Shomelette last night..."
Shomelette by Jake Kocaine January 13, 2009

homelette 

An omelette made by homeless people. Usually fried in lard on an aluminum garbage can lid over a trash fire. Ingredients include rotten eggs and any of the following: stale bread crusts, canned beans, chopped up hot dogs, roadkill.
-damn I've got the hooch munchies again.
-I found some old eggs, lets make a homelette.
-*vomits on self*
homelette by Bum Stigity Bum March 6, 2011