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Shomelette 

A type of breakfast made from the bowels of your lover. You fuck your partner up the ass until you get an ass gape big enough to put ingredients in. Once the hole is big enough you crack open an egg and pour the yolk in and add whatever else you like on your Omelette's. Once all the ingredients are in the asshole you resume making love to your partner up the ass. Then when you feel like you have mixed the ingredients well enough you have your partner shit it out onto a frying pan and you fully cook the egg. Eat once all raw meats or eggs are fully cooked. Bon Appetite!
"Dude i was fucking my girlfriend and she asked for a Shomelette!"

"Oh man my ass hurts from that Shomelette last night..."
Shomelette by Jake Kocaine January 13, 2009
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shoilette 

a combination of a shower and a toilette often in bathrooms without a clear separation between the two.
Kathy thought that her shoilette was very convenient as a place to shave her legs. Plus you never know when you might need to go.
shoilette by ayyfron September 1, 2011

Showerlette 

pronounced "SHOWAR-LAT" , quick 5-10 minutes shower, but can be as refreshing as the big bath. a small shower taken not for pampering purposes, but to make oneself refreshed.
person 1 : dude, take a shower, you stink!
person 2 : urgh,, don't have much time, so I'll just take a showerlette.
Showerlette by blueberriesfarm April 12, 2009
Making an omelette after sex. One of the bigger pleasures you'll ever experience early in the morning.
After I came inside that blonde, I just had to make me a somelette. Boy was it delicious!
somelette by VT-brother September 23, 2011

homelette 

An omelette made by homeless people. Usually fried in lard on an aluminum garbage can lid over a trash fire. Ingredients include rotten eggs and any of the following: stale bread crusts, canned beans, chopped up hot dogs, roadkill.
-damn I've got the hooch munchies again.
-I found some old eggs, lets make a homelette.
-*vomits on self*
homelette by Bum Stigity Bum March 6, 2011

scromelette 

The results achieved upon "scrambling" or breaking an omelette into little pieces; often follows a failed attempt at making an omelette.
"Can I have an omelette?"
- "No, but you can have a scromelette."
"What's a scromelette?"
- "My attempt at making an omelette... You see, I have yet to successfully make an omelette it the traditional sense, but I make a mean scromelette."
scromelette by Tangerello December 22, 2005

Swomelette

An omelette made from Swan eggs harvested from the company pond.
That momma swan really came after me when I went near the nest, but the bacon egg and 3 cheese swomelette was totally worth it!
Swomelette by KelliKat313 April 16, 2009
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