homelette

An omelette made by homeless people. Usually fried in lard on an aluminum garbage can lid over a trash fire. Ingredients include rotten eggs and any of the following: stale bread crusts, canned beans, chopped up hot dogs, roadkill.

-damn I've got the hooch munchies again.
-I found some old eggs, lets make a homelette.
-*vomits on self*

by Bum Stigity Bum February 20, 2011