chodelife

A man who makes fun of everyone, acts like a dick and will never get a girl

You know that kid Ali? He's such a chodelife

by ehfhedsvuieguiafhurei August 17, 2016

choderider

A person who, in addition to burgling turds and being a dingleberry, enjoys riding on big fat beefy chodes.

Dev is such a motherfucking choderider he should seriously have to get a permit for that kind of choderiding.

by sunnyfunnypunnylittlebunny March 21, 2017

chodefest

the coming together of many people who are chodes

"Man, that Star Trek convention was a complete chodefest."

by Cole HM February 11, 2008

chodeslime

That ooze that can be found on your chode (or any penis, chode sounds funnier) when you become aroused

"Yuck, you left a chodeslime trail all up my leg"

by You sunk my battle ship January 8, 2004

chodelicious

adjective-

A tasty or appealing chode.

Jen was licking Sam's chode, and, surprisingly, she found it chodelicious.

by Tommy2011 September 23, 2011

chodeling

1. The un-savory acts performed by a Chode Yodler
2. The offspring of a Chode Yodler

1. "did you hear Kyle was caught chodeling Steve in the locker room?"
2. "Samantha gave birth to her little chodeling last week."

by simple_inhibition May 9, 2008

ConeLife

A brotherhood ; where you live with simple rules. Rule 1: drive a truck. Rule 2: get money...all the damn time. Rule 3: you live the conelife every day. Rule 4: don't ask questions about the conelife. Rule 5: say "yee yee" and shoot guns. Rule 6: get bitches. Rule 7: jeff richards is a pussy. :)

You ain't livin conelife, you ain't livin my life...

by jeffy rich is gay April 6, 2014