A specialmelon that grows in the rural areas of Northeastern Australia. Has the special power to give the consumer a Chode for two months. Chodemelons are often considered priceless by collectors because of their unique ability to never expire. The worlds largest collection of chodemelons is currently owned by the [chode crew[.
Broooo did you hear that Sam and Jeffrey found a chodemelon while they were travelling down the one of the eastern highways?
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).