A brotherhood ; where you live with simple rules. Rule 1: drive a truck. Rule 2: get money...all the damn time. Rule 3: you live the conelife every day. Rule 4: don't ask questions about the conelife. Rule 5: say "yee yee" and shoot guns. Rule 6: get bitches. Rule 7: jeff richards is a pussy. :)
by jeffy rich is gay April 6, 2014
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#2 Conelife if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
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Conelife
by catfish1979 March 19, 2014
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Term used by LGBTQ 4x4 community. Often identified by placing a traffic cone in the bed of their truck.
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by Conelife January 7, 2020
Get the ConeLife mug.A cone or multiple cones placed in the bed of a pickup truck. Started by a fraternity brother at the University of Florida as a "slippery when wet"or "wet floor" warning due to all of the women he fornicated with in the bed of his truck. It has become a universal sign of Blue collared people and straight men who have also fornicated in the beds of their pickups.Or just your average blue collar worker who needs cones.
across the country.
across the country.
by Wrenchmcturner November 13, 2020
Get the ConeLife mug.A cone or multiple cones placed in the bed of a pickup truck. Started by a fraternity brother at the University of Florida as a "slippery when wet"or "wet floor" warning due to all of the women he fornicated with in the bed of his truck. It has become a universal sign of Blue collared people and straight men who have also fornicated in the beds of their pickups.Or just your average blue collar worker who needs cones.
across the country.
across the country.
by Wrenchmcturner November 13, 2020
Get the ConeLife mug.A complex sounding word to be used by a professional when they don't want to explain, to an end user or customer, the detail of what they are actually doing.
Any made up complex sounding word or acronym can be known as a congliferation.
Any made up complex sounding word or acronym can be known as a congliferation.
User: "Hi. When will my machine be ready?"
I.T. professional: "I had to congliferate the network adapter. I will bring it to you in 5 minutes."
"We cannot process your payment until we have had feedback from the D.S.I.D.G.B." - D.S.I.D.G.B. is made up. It is a congliferation.
I.T. professional: "I had to congliferate the network adapter. I will bring it to you in 5 minutes."
"We cannot process your payment until we have had feedback from the D.S.I.D.G.B." - D.S.I.D.G.B. is made up. It is a congliferation.
by Rowdizzle March 4, 2014
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Another weekend,another convention hey that's con life.
Omg I am so sick of being on the road and at conventions every weekend,ughhh conlife.
Omg I am so sick of being on the road and at conventions every weekend,ughhh conlife.
by LaSquirrel January 18, 2018
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