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Chodeband 

An internet connection that is wider than it is long (see chode)

56k < isdn < broadband < chodeband
Dude, my new chodeband connection is so fat it can download a picture of your mum in less than a minute.
Chodeband by Small Mike January 18, 2007
Related Words

Chodeloader

an AOL chode who wants you to use AOL
these stupid chodeloaders kept trying to download AOL on my computer
Chodeloader by briyon May 21, 2008

chodabeard 

The tuft of pubic hair lining the chode. Often stained with feces.
You might want to trim that chodabeard!
chodabeard by pitt420 April 23, 2003

closeboard

A type of fencing, That requires 40 10cm boards on several aris rail's to create one "bay" of fencing. one "bay" is about ten feet
i put up 30ft of closeboard fencing up today
closeboard by fbi_know January 17, 2007

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026