smoother 

A smoother is A.K.A. an iron

I was tryin' to get some stank on my hang down and da bitch hit me wit the smoother. You know fer smoothin' da clothes. As seen on the TV show Cops.

smoother by Seth Tallman September 11, 2006

Smoother 

A metro sexual type man who shaves his body to attract the opposite or same sex.

Hey Jamie , look at that fucking smoother.

Smoother by Syarrow October 14, 2018

Smoother 

A slang term for an iron.. as it smoothens pants

That bitch hit me off the dome with a smoother.

In Home Alone, a smoother was dropped on Marv's head.

Smoother by Scorehead November 2, 2010

Dog Smoother 

One who's sole focus is to seek out and comfort, console and or befriend a Baby Mama with the single purpose of getting an easy lay.

The helpful dog smoother carried the baby mama's heavy diaper bags to her car.

Dog Smoother by Dog Smoother April 24, 2009

The bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing.

A response to the phrase "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean".

Implies that "size matters".

Woman - "Wow dude, that's a really below average penis."

Man - "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!"

Woman - "Maybe. But the bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing."

The bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing. by Dakron July 11, 2014

The Smoother (drink) 

Alcoholic drink made with Chocolate Chip Ice Cream, Irish Crème', Coffee Liqueur, Chocolate Syrup, Whipped Cream, and a Maraschino Cherry.

When she gets fucked up on The Smoother (drink), her legs will "smooth" right open so you can fuck her brains out.

smooth smoother alcohol ice cream Irish crème coffee liqueur chocolate syrup whipped cream Maraschino cherry drink open legs

The Smoother (drink) by She's Crafty September 6, 2013

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