Chodeband
Dude, my new chodeband connection is so fat it can download a picture of your mum in less than a minute.
Chodeband by Small Mike January 18, 2007
Words you can keep
Chodeblanket
An advanced form of cock blocking, occurs when a collection of chodes surround an attractive female, therefore protecting her from any rival chodes. Chodeblankets can form within a group of friends when there is one girl who all the chodes want to get with, but they are all too scared to make a move. This leaves a stalemate situation where all members of the chodeblanket must follow said girl around at all times. Chodeblankets are more common on nights out when there is a shortage of quality poon. In this situation the chodeblanket can become a chodeshield, using overly-aggressive dancing to protect their quarry.
Male 1: OMG! That girl is a buff ting
Male 2: Yes mate, but look at her massive chodeblanket, you haven't got a chance.
I'd be a chode in her blanket any day.
There are so many chodes in her chodeblanket! How can I get to that poon!?
Male 2: Yes mate, but look at her massive chodeblanket, you haven't got a chance.
I'd be a chode in her blanket any day.
There are so many chodes in her chodeblanket! How can I get to that poon!?
Chodeblanket by CAYLEYUNIT November 26, 2010
Related Words
Bloagan The Chodegan
Bloagan The Chodegan by Turdmeister69 February 29, 2020
chodebag
someone that is a complete asshole or continuously annoys a group of people or is just plain annoying.
chodebag by daveyboy I May 27, 2008
chodeboard
chodeboard by HybridRogue June 28, 2016
Chodeman
A penisman who has no confidence, no friends, and a tiny penis.
This person is more than likely disliked by everyone he or she knows.
Typically this is used to describe only males but is very versatile.
This word is harsher than Penisman, Peniswoman, and Vaginaman combined
This person is more than likely disliked by everyone he or she knows.
Typically this is used to describe only males but is very versatile.
This word is harsher than Penisman, Peniswoman, and Vaginaman combined
You suck Chodeman!
Eat it Chodeman!
...CHODEMAN!
Oh yeah? Well at least I'm a damn penisman you chodeman idiot.
Eat it Chodeman!
...CHODEMAN!
Oh yeah? Well at least I'm a damn penisman you chodeman idiot.
Chodeman by Tha Cannon February 24, 2010
Chodebacca
The hairiest chode in the world. When you walk, it emits a sound such like that of Chewbacca of Star Wars. Only this sounds like, 'MmmmChoooooooooooooooooode.'
Chodebacca by z.e.c.h January 22, 2006
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age gate
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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