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A penis that is wider than it is long. It also contains warts.
Did you hear, Ranger Markel has a fucking chode toad.
by blam98 January 16, 2014
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noun: a person who happens to be irritating/dumb that they are about as useless as a toad that has the sole purpose to consume chode.
Wow, Jake Brosen is such a chode toad.

That redneck is such a chode toad, he always yells at Daquan (presumed to be a person of African descent) for being useless to our country.
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by frosty beats March 13, 2018
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