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Dave Frimodig
CHODE/CHOAD by Mitzi May 6, 2003

Chode of Chode Hall 

Ladies and Gentleman, it is my great pleasure to introduce you all to Chode of Chode Hall, the biggest chode of all - figurativly speaking of course, it is, after all, a chode! Good old Chode goes under many other psuedonyms and symonyms - why not try searching for 'chodo baggins' on youtube?
Dude, Chodo had a boner in the boy's changing rooms!
-Eww... that's wack man!
Chyeah, whatta fucking chode!
--Hey I like Chode of Chode Hall.
Fuck you kid!
-Yeah why don't you go die or something!

Sup Brad, did you checka that awesome video of chodo baggins on youtube?
-Shit yeah! That kid's gotta get out more!
Yeah, just as long as he doesn't get his chode out no more, 'tscool!
-Church!

Hey quizy chodo, you suck!
-Ngarrr... stop bullying me you idiot brain! Ngarrrrrrrr...

Chode body 

1: dude have you seen that obese midget

2: total chode body
Chode body by Chode body May 22, 2015

Chode Britches 

A person who wears their shorts over the pajama bottoms.

This is a tactic used by people who want to be comfortable but have some utility to the social, or just plain physical situation.

Mostly worn by people whom are observed by most those around them as "chodes."
Check out that dude's pants, they're like "Chode Britches" or something.

commode chode 

A turd that is so large, it stuffs up a toilet's drain. Breaking it in half with a plunger, or toilet brush is sometimes needed, in the hopes it sinks like the titanic.
Bro, I ate pizza and drank coffee all day yesterday. I dropped a commode chode and flooded the dorm hallway! Don't tell anyone.
commode chode by Johnnylingus July 19, 2021

Chode Check 

To hit someone in the side of there leg to check if they have a chode (very wide penis) You must yell Chode check before performing the action.
Mason: yo man my dicks feeling hella wide.
Christian: Bro dont worry i got a hella solution

an hour later
Angel: CHODE CHECK
Mason cries in pain as his chode get obliterated by Angel

Christian : Haha fucking loser
Chode Check by The Ms.Kent bunch January 15, 2020