chodé

(cha-de) N. A unit of mass equivalent to 45.359237 kilograms, or 100 pounds, European version of chode. chodés plural

That futbol player got so sick he went from 1.5 chodés down to 1.25!

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Chode

A chode is a penis that is wider than it is longer

I have a chode

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A penis that's girth exceeds its length.

Where we're going, we don't need chodes!

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Person 1: I heard Paul had a little chode😂👌🏻
Person 2: I've seen it it's so small it was like 2 inches

Chode by Samatha🦄 April 15, 2017

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A penis wider than it is long, the downfall of women

girl: rips pants down
guy: oh fuck i'm ready
girl: rips of boxers
Guy: yeah baby
girl: wait.. you said it was huge this is a chode
guy: yeah in width

Chode by Fortniteporn.com December 10, 2019

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Just Bieber is a chode.

Chode by FreddyFuckFace October 27, 2010

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Whoa, a chode!!

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