chodé

(cha-de) N. A unit of mass equivalent to 45.359237 kilograms, or 100 pounds, European version of chode. chodés plural

That futbol player got so sick he went from 1.5 chodés down to 1.25!

by paradoxical child March 22, 2010

Chode

A chode is a penis that is wider than it is longer

I have a chode

by Jaxíon the cancer kid March 19, 2017

Chode

A penis that's girth exceeds its length.

Where we're going, we don't need chodes!

by Follow the yellow brick chode! May 3, 2016

Chode

A penis that is wider then the Length

Person 1: I heard Paul had a little chode😂👌🏻
Person 2: I've seen it it's so small it was like 2 inches

by Samatha🦄 April 15, 2017

Chode

A penis wider than it is long, the downfall of women

girl: rips pants down
guy: oh fuck i'm ready
girl: rips of boxers
Guy: yeah baby
girl: wait.. you said it was huge this is a chode
guy: yeah in width

by Fortniteporn.com December 10, 2019

Chode

Justin Bieber

Just Bieber is a chode.

by FreddyFuckFace October 27, 2010

chode

a fat and short penis

Whoa, a chode!!

by Shane Jesus Lord above April 25, 2016