when you get hard to a jug of milk, when you ejaculate into a bowl of cereal, when your GF swallows your cum
by Fortniteporn.com December 10, 2019
girl: rips pants down
guy: oh fuck i'm ready
girl: rips of boxers
Guy: yeah baby
girl: wait.. you said it was huge this is a chode
guy: yeah in width
guy: oh fuck i'm ready
girl: rips of boxers
Guy: yeah baby
girl: wait.. you said it was huge this is a chode
guy: yeah in width
by Fortniteporn.com December 10, 2019
literally the worst thing that ever came to this earth, all furries are a peice of shit and deserve to get shot in the forest because they fuck animals or people who pretend to be animals and most of them don't even have tits there completely flat and the suck at sucking that just start licking like a dog trust me i had a few furries on me once.
that furry is a peice of shit
by Fortniteporn.com December 10, 2019
A large building to teach kids about the real world, but fails in every possible way, shape and form
its also a shit-holding simulator, you never get a chance to go and when you do there is always some kid T-posing on the urinals and/or fighting/beating his meat
its also a shit-holding simulator, you never get a chance to go and when you do there is always some kid T-posing on the urinals and/or fighting/beating his meat
by Fortniteporn.com February 23, 2021
bro that flocabulary shit has a lot of black people music, also absolute garbage my cerebral is having a massive orgasmic overload and cum is leaking out of every hole in my body.
by Fortniteporn.com January 22, 2020
An amazing basketball player with great reputation recently passed in a helicopter crash/or when people throw something and scream KOBE
by Fortniteporn.com January 31, 2020