pornhub

the best thing that ever happend to this world it makes my dick really hard sometimes it will even leak cum i cum all over the fucking screen and then my dad comes in so i have to quickly lick it up and swallow it so i dont get caught when i grow up i wanna make people moan like fucking crazy

Dad: is that PORNHUB
Son: dad nooo
Dad: grabs belt

by Fortniteporn.com December 10, 2019

Chode

A penis wider than it is long, the downfall of women

girl: rips pants down
guy: oh fuck i'm ready
girl: rips of boxers
Guy: yeah baby
girl: wait.. you said it was huge this is a chode
guy: yeah in width

by Fortniteporn.com December 10, 2019

pleasure

MASTURBATION

when your wearing pants to small and get an erection and your dick constantly rubs against your underpants
and gives you a orgasm

pleasure is very nice and i want to share it with someone

by Fortniteporn.com January 22, 2020

Chubby sis

your fatass sister that always wants to incest fuck and get your cum inside of her because she knows she will never have sex

o dang chubby sis wants to fuck

by Fortniteporn.com December 10, 2019

Bullshit

when something is a lie or wrong, or just some shit a cow let loose

thats a load of bullshit, wow that cow had a whole lot of bullshit

by Fortniteporn.com December 10, 2019

Kobe

An amazing basketball player with great reputation recently passed in a helicopter crash/or when people throw something and scream KOBE

throws garbage into the can "Kobe"

by Fortniteporn.com January 31, 2020

Mineblocks

i bullshit knock-off to one of the best games ever

Mineblocks is a peice of shit

by Fortniteporn.com December 06, 2019