chocomush

after eating something chocolatey. e.g. chocolate ice cream. you have chocolate around your mouth.

gina finishes her chocolate cake. she then turns to kevin and asks "kevin, do i have a chocomush?"

by toto3000 October 10, 2008

Cockmush

When you masturbate so hard your penis turns

flaccid and to mush.

Yo Dude I had a tug until I got cockmush last night.

by Hulmeeiscalledspitdick March 21, 2013

Chocopussylingus

The act of inserting a chocolate item such as a Creme Egg or Malteser into a woman's vagina, then letting it melt a bit and licking out the contents. Very pleasureable act for both partners.

Kesh just performed chocopussylingus and gave Sue an amazing orgasm by licking a melted chocolate from her pussy. His face was covered in chocolate and cum.

by smashy11 February 11, 2009

chocoshotgun

Projectile or even explosive rectal ejection. Possibly resulting in a pink sock from exertion.

It's not a true chocoshotgun unless the blast spray is fine and well dispersed, potentially with remnants of your last meal. This is usually done against surfaces or in the corner of an alley.

Kevin couldn't contain himself anymore he was forced to unload the entire chamber of the chocoshotgun on the wall. All he had to say for himself was "now I have room for bdubs!"

by Moxification August 17, 2018

Chocoshrooms

Chocolate mushrooms. Instantly more awesome when it's realized that there are mushrooms in Super Mario Bros. And anyway, who doesn't love chocolate?

Chocoshrooms are quite possibly my favorite shape for chocolate.

by N@y May 9, 2013

Chocolust

Simply put, it is a lust for chocolate.
It's that overwhelming desire to indulge in the creamy richness of a gourmet bar of the most delicious chocolate you have ever known.

my chocolust is so strong that the haloween candy never makes it to the trick-or-treaters

by badboybilly December 19, 2012

ChocoMuss

UWU,ARA~ARA, 🤞🏾💧💧

ChocoMuss is so kawaii. Refer to MUSA

by ChocoMuss December 14, 2021