choadanus

A normally fat person resembling that of a choad (or has a choad) and has the and attitude of an ass therefore anus

"No dick Nick pushed me in the pond ,man he is a real choadanus"

by Drake has no hands November 25, 2016

Chodamus Prime

1.The elite chode of the chode formers, only one to defeat MegaChode.

2. The ultimate chode of all chodes.

3. bacon.

" Wow that kid is the Chodamus Prime."

" I wish Chodamus Prime over there wouldn't be such a douchebag."

"Man, i would love to munch on some Chodamus Prime."

by Jpizzl3 January 17, 2010

choadacunt

A vagina that is wider than it is deep

Joe: Yo bro, how was fucking Judy?
Greg: Dude, she had a choadacunt. It was like trying to shove my cock into a petri dish.

by Jen Z. February 8, 2010

chodacusmaximus

An extreme example of being a chode.
Chode

I call aaron chodacusmaximus because he is such a chode that he feels its okay to touch my nips.

by Birry Chau October 30, 2008

choadass

a variation of a choade

that mutherfucker is a a choadass, fuckin square

by swishamandingo March 4, 2004

Choadus

A cool person who occasionally does something funny or stupid.

Forgetting to do something that is needed, ( Put out cigarette BEFORE pumping gas. Accidentally posting a stupid or explicit video of self or loved one online)

Tom is usually pretty cool, but today he is being a total Choadus cause the hot neighbor girl is over.

Derek wont stop talking about a jacked up truck he saw today. There are hot chicks present. Derek, quit being a Choadus and lets get them to the hot tub already.

Shannon drank way too much and wont shut up about his daughter shooting an elk. Cool story the first 8 times I heard it. Quit being a Choadus Shannon

by choadus13 January 8, 2012

Count choadulus

meaning someone how is acting sus.

you are acting like a count choadulus

Your such a count choadulus

by BENNETS BITCH June 29, 2021