an organism (kept with the owner from birth, though only about half of humans have one, and some dont even know it), which is quite friendly and fun to have around. often, they are kept in the owners
pants. the CHNOPS is generally hairy, and
may contain freckles. some are even known to have antlers. occasionally, a CHNOPS' owner will dip it into paint in order to
change its color. for more information, go ask your biology or health teacher.