(noun) Imaginary organism made up of 5 elements: carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, oxygen, pohosphorous, and sulfer. It's blue, plump, hairy, has 4 legs, a dick, nose and freckles.
by Chnopsprince April 06, 2005

an organism (kept with the owner from birth, though only about half of humans have one, and some dont even know it), which is quite friendly and fun to have around. often, they are kept in the owners pants. the CHNOPS is generally hairy, and may contain freckles. some are even known to have antlers. occasionally, a CHNOPS' owner will dip it into paint in order to change its color. for more information, go ask your biology or health teacher.
by delicious food August 19, 2006

by Anonymous Cruiser February 12, 2022

Teacher: Class, do you remember the acronym for the organic elements our cells need?
Me: CHNOPS!
Teacher: Excellent!
Me: CHNOPS!
Teacher: Excellent!
by bluestinger66 November 13, 2022
