chlark

Combined name for OTP from the WB's TV show, Smallville.

Chlark was so cute in the first season.

by melcy April 20, 2006

Chlark

Chlark is a very sweet person. He is loved by many. He knows what he wants, but he also know that God's plan are always the best.

Chlark is really a cute boy.

by cfxlc June 7, 2021

Demonic Clarke

Dude who is wiener cousins with a dog

Dude 1: bro, my girlfriend fucked a poodle innit
Dude 2: lmao bro ur such a Demonic Clarke

by Generic_Catgirl69 October 9, 2021

Clarke’s Third Law

Clarke’s Third Law is probably the best known and most widely cited of the three and states that “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” Just as an aside the others are:
1. When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
2. The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.

As far as that Malcolm is concerned just about any technology conforms to Clarke’s Third Law.

by AKACroatalin December 17, 2016

clarkie

New England slang meaning, informally, “shit.” Unknown origin but in many rural, and some urban, areas of the upper East coast you can say this word and have it understood as “a particularly foul shit, especially incontinent in nature.”

man 1: damn did you rip ass dude?
man2: no, sorry man, i think i just clarkied.

by longpussy July 18, 2020

Charks

The name of the NHL sports team from San Jose (San Jose Sharks). Named by the Latino community who cannot pronounce Shark. Also, a fitting acronym CHoke ARtist KingS. Because the Sharks make the playoffs almost every year (17/27, est 1991) but end up choking and have yet to win a Stanley Cup.

Hey Panzon, you going to the Chark's game? Nah, puto, I'm going on a date with your sister.

Pinche Charks lost the playoffs again.

Free burritos if the Charks win the Stanley Cup! If they don't win you need to pay up puto.

by jshocks February 5, 2018

Randal Clark

A mega-badass. Saxophone master. Conductor extraordinaire.

Randal Clark busted out the most mindblowing sax solo I've ever heard.

by McGriddlez May 24, 2009