Charky

A massive erection or a huge boner

Whenever I wake up in the morning I always have the gnarliest charky

I always have the fattest charky when I fuck girls

by MitcheBitches March 14, 2011

charky

when one experiences a moment of self doubt after a supposed or expected moment of glory

"ha ha look at me I'm soooo cool" ..... onlookers and passersby are clearly unimpressed..... "looks like your having a bit of a charky there"

by a certain farm animal April 8, 2010

Charky

Charky is a person who thinks he is hot shit because he/she has Creator Points in the bad game Geometry Dash.

Pronounced Sh-ar-key.

Person 1: Yo did you see that guy earlier?
Person 2: Yeh he was acting like a complete Charky!
Person 1: What a cunt.

by The biggest nut. August 29, 2020

charky

A pipe which has been previously smoked from, which gives a bitter, charcoal-like flavor.

Dude, you should clean this pipe. This bowl tastes pretty charky.

by bobcatgut September 4, 2010

charky

a total sore-ass loser; a nerd who watches anime all day and faps to hentai and has never talked to a real girl before

Dude you gotta make it to the party-there's a rumour that you are a charky!

by roguekitten March 8, 2021

Charky Darky

An African American person who is EXTRA DARK, like a Hershey's Special Dark candy bar; skin is so dark that it seems to be evolving into another color such as purple or blue and may at times appear to be erodescent due to ashiness

Charky Darky is appropriate when you think of people like Artamus on Sparticus: Blood & Sand series or Adibisi from the HBO series OZ...this person is so dark they make the night jealous, if you pour hot water into thier head coffee will come out thier mouth or if it's dark & they smile you'll only see thier teeth (if their clean)

by I'm Dark Too February 26, 2011

Charks

The name of the NHL sports team from San Jose (San Jose Sharks). Named by the Latino community who cannot pronounce Shark. Also, a fitting acronym CHoke ARtist KingS. Because the Sharks make the playoffs almost every year (17/27, est 1991) but end up choking and have yet to win a Stanley Cup.

Hey Panzon, you going to the Chark's game? Nah, puto, I'm going on a date with your sister.

Pinche Charks lost the playoffs again.

Free burritos if the Charks win the Stanley Cup! If they don't win you need to pay up puto.

by jshocks February 5, 2018