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A middle school located on 93rd Ave. for grades 5-8 located in the North-Eastern area of Saint John, IN. The school feeds into Lake Central High School. Almost all of the students at Clark are Caucasian, with some Latinas and a few African-Americans. The kids that attend this school mostly come from upper-middle class families that live in respectable homes in safe neighborhoods. The typical male Clark student will go to their sports team practices and work hard, then come home and spend the rest of their time playing xbox/ps3 with their friends online. The males at Clark are overall pretty easy-going, but can be pretty try-hard at athletics. The typical female student at Clark has her group of friends, and they're really close. At lunch, each grade eats together and tables represent groups of friends; you won't be allowed to walk over and sit at any table you want if it's occupied. Minor drugs have been a problem at Clark since its beginnings, with the most recent bust occurring in March of 2011. Fights rarely occur, and when they do, they last for a total of about 10 seconds from the time the first punch is thrown (which more often than not misses). This is a result of the somewhat robot-like strictness that the administration runs the school. Overall, if you have a solid group of friends, it's an alright place to go to school. Not much changes or ever happens for that matter, but many would view that as a plus.
Kid 1: "Clark Middle School is soooo boring"
Kid 2: "Yeah, but things are only gonna get worse in high school"
Kid 1: "I know, but I need a change man"

One advantage of going to a relatively new school is that the track and field records are much easier to beat than at older schools

Grimmer Kid: "Hey, what school to you go to?"
Clark Kid: "Clark"
Grimmer Kid: "Oh yeah, weren't you the best player on my baseball team last year?"

Clark is a school where nothing changes
by saintjohn12 July 23, 2012
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A school where no life retards roam the halls and think they're all that. The eighth graders suck off their boyfriends, vape, and drink. The seventh graders think they're all that and that everybody on earth loves them.
Ay know that hoe Taytum from Clark Middle School?
Heard she sucked off Sam last night.

You know that anorexic girl named Marissa?
Yeah bro?
She thinks that every living guy on earth wants to get with her.
Haha! I wouldn't touch that bitch ever in my life!
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A school in St. John, that has a discuss record of 120.5 feet set by 8th Grader Samuel "snapper fly". This record is expected to stand for 800 years.
Young child on Clark Middle School track team: Hey, are you Sam ?

Sam : Why, yes little fella what can I do for ya?

Young child on CMS track team: Did you really beat the old discuss record by 12 feet in only your first year of track?

Sam : yes, that was me

*Sam then gives small child a pat on the back and a quick ruffle of his hair before he takes off to do other great things.
by Hillbillybuck June 22, 2017
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