by anonymous April 19, 2005
To get arrested for driving while intoxicated after a night of heavy drinking to celebrate Cinco de Mayo.
by anonymous May 07, 2005
When a female may or may not have had sex due to the wasted male partner chucking his guts up before any possible act takes place.
Girl: I think i got clarked last night..Adam spewed all over his door before we even got into his bed..
..i don't even think he remembers me going down on his mamba last night!
..i don't even think he remembers me going down on his mamba last night!
by Mambam March 09, 2008
The wife wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I agreed to get clarked in the mud-hole....bad idea.
by D1ngo1 October 14, 2010
At Macteens, being "clarked" is being banned from the forums, banning your whole country (See Hong Kong), or seeing hex code instead of text by the Administrator, who's name is, coincedentally, Clark. It's quite the common occurance.
by Mike T. L. June 07, 2006
Although he denies it quite a lot, Clark is a nice and intelligent man who does not care what anyone thinks. And he will back you up no matter what. Clark is a man who is not afraid to speak his mind,even at the worst time, but anyone who is lucky enough to know this kind, smart, handsome, and a little narcissistic man should be EXTREMELY thankful for him.
by Spaggetti_Monster January 20, 2019
by biggdigg November 25, 2016