chlack

The shipper name for television's "24" characters Chloe O'Brian and Jack Bauer. Pronounced "CH lack".

The Chlack in "24" last night was intense! Jack and Chloe were nearly jumping each other's bones!

by Morgaine July 31, 2008

clackwaggler

Mobile phone user (invariably female) given to inane, loud conversations with other (invariably female) users during which the phrases "Yeah" "I know" and "Did he?" will be uttered metronomically. When not talking on the phone, clackwagglers will be texting. When not texting they can be observed gripping their phones tightly, scanning them every 15 seconds waiting for them to ring.
(British English)

I boarded the 18.23 train and moved to the quiet car only to be surrounded by a bunch of irritating clackwagglers.

by Wordsmithz May 25, 2006

Chacka Oofka

Chacka Oofka is the son of Adam Perkins, (best known for his vine "stop saying i look like chicken little) Chacka Oofka is the best name to name your child. if you are named this, you will be superior to all others. Chacka Oofka is immortal. He will never die. Chacka is smart, beautiful, and talented. He also knows God.

"hi my name's ChAcKa OoFkA and my dad knows God!" vine reference

by valntyne October 6, 2018

Clickety-clack

Just another word for clickety clackety; that is making noise through typing on a computer keyboard.

Darren: Two tickets to Denver, Colorado please!
Norah (Flight Agent): *clickety-clack*. No problem sir. I found a flight. You're all booked!

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Kelly: Could you please find out how many PTOs I have left this year?
Katherine (H.R. Agent): Sure thing! *clickety-clack* It says here you got one week left.

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Jason: *clickety-clack* The Sword of Shannara! That's the first book in the Shannara series.
Laura: What about the author's other series about the lawyer who becomes a king?
Jason: *clickety-clack* The Magic Kingdom of Landover. Here, take the keyboard. The library search engine is quite easy to use. What is yet another series by that same author?
Laura: *clickety-clack* The Word and the Void.

by OffBeatDrummer November 23, 2020

Clackamas Claw

Female hairstyle popularized by disgraced former figure skater Tonya Harding, characterized by bangs shellacked with hairspray that stick straight out from the forehead before arching downward, like eagle talons. The hair is frequently over-bleached (fried), with substantial dark roots.

Named after a semi-rural lower-middle class suburb of Portland, Oregon, frequently referred to as "Crack-a-my-ass", the style is mostly sported by skanky meth-skinny pickup truck drivers.

I was slumming it at Clackamas Town Center, and this mall rat cowgirl waitress at Claim Jumper almost put my eye out with her Clackamas Claw when she bent over to serve me my rotisserie chicken.

by PDXS March 28, 2010

Chnackilt

A traditional east African towel, usually containing artistic renditions of animals native to Africa, such as giraffes and lions.

This garment however is usually worn by low class and seemnigly mentally disabled members of society.

Dude did you see the chnackilt on that guy? what a retard

by ballsack_sniffer9000 March 6, 2020

Chlick

The short, sharp clicking “Chk” sound that one makes out of the side of one’s mouth by rapidly sucking air into the space between the teeth and the side wall of the mouth. Usually accompanied by something of a wink and (less often, but significantly) by a thumb/index finger mock-pistol engaged in firing. The Chlick is most commonly used to emphasize an odd point that the Chlicker just made.

He ended his strange statement with a chlick, complete with a wink and finger-pistol shot.

by XMarcus April 29, 2009