chiyori

a beautiful, hilarious girl who is currently in team B of akb48. her smile is known to cure the worst diseases known to man and her laugh makes the gods sing.

chiyori is a beautiful goddess and no one compares to her

by chiyoriis October 8, 2018

Chidori

When having sex with a girl, pull out just before cuming and ejaculate into your hand, then scream "CHIDORI" just before you smack a girl palm first with your sperm covered hand. Bonus points if you have the angst-filled expression of an angry sasuke.

"Yo how was your date last night" "Man i was going good till I chidori'd that bitch in the face. Then she got all mad. No worries tho i was finished anyways."

by Jenova & Chocolate Thunder November 6, 2009

Chidori

The fastest way to a girls heart

I chidori’d my crush yesterday and it worked!

by Mr. Clapthemcheeks November 19, 2020

Chidori

An assasination move created by Kakashi, that he taught Sasuke.

Ironically, Sasuke has yet to kill anyone using Chidori, with each of his failed attempts secretly being accompanied by the statement, "Dammit!"

Example #1
Sasuke: (charges Chidori) Chidori!
(Sasuke breaks through Gaara's sand sphere, but doesn't get the kill)
Sasuke: Dammit!

Example #2
Sasuke: (charges Chidori) Chidori!
(Sasuke attacks the Shukaku-crazed Gaara, connects but only enrages the Funky Tanuki)
Sasuke: Dammit!

Example #13
Sasuke: (charges chidori) Chidori!
(Sasuke charges Itachi in a mania, attack deflected like child's play)
Sasuke: Dammit!

Example #89
Sasuke: (charges Chidori) Chidori!
(Sasuke surprises Dotou and blindsides him, makes a small fracture in his armor)
Sasuke: Dammit!

Example #205
Sasuke: (charges Chidori) Chidori!
(Sasuke aims for Naruto's heartt, misses and hits lung only for Naruto to regenerate)
Sasuke: Dammit!

Example #1,503
Sasuke: (charges Chidori) Chidori!
(Sasuke aims to kiill a One-Tailed Naruto, clashes and only manages to punch him)
Sasuke: Dammit!

Example #46,213
Sasuke: (charges Chidori) Chidori!
(Sasuke flies towards Leech-possessed Shinnou, only able to break past his barrier)
Sasuke: Dammit!

by Anonymous Legend October 16, 2009

chidori

Literally: "One Thousand Birds", it is a technique created by Hatake Kakashi after he failed to infuse his lightning nature manipulation into the Rasengan. It primarily an assassination technique and can only be properly used by one who possesses the Sharingan. Uchiha Sasuke has adopted this jutsu and modified it for his own uses.

Sasuke: Chidori!
Opponent: *dies*

by Kazama Arashi January 9, 2008

Chiori

A girl who, although tiny in stature, is bound with an abundance of charisma. She speaks in animated inflections of vocal tonality. Friendly, caring, and generous, she attracts many new people. However, whom she considers her friends is much more important than knowing eight hundred and twenty three acquaintances. Hugs hold more value than handshakes with her. Open and more optimistic than cynical, she thinks in Technicolor, not black and white, making for lengthy, intimate conversation when she's with other likeminded people who also usher in new ideas. Born with an active imagination, children storybooks are never far from her reach. She keeps her day-to-day refreshing by looking through childlike eyes. But don't be hoodwinked by her innocent doe-eyed head tilts, because she is a natural born car saleslady who can easily persuade you with her aforementioned charisma and quick tongue, shooting you with her bullet points about why it's her way—and not the highway—that is more efficient. And usually, she is right. She can be down-to-ground mellow one minute and passionately stubborn the next, speaking her mind as free as Peter Pan drifting amongst the morning stars. So don't cross her. However, be sure not to confuse this aggressiveness as spiteful; she just knows what she likes and dislikes. Overall, you need more people like her in your life. Make an effort to know her, and she'll always offer a sonic boom of a helping hand.

"I'm tired of these other girls surface-talking about gossip. Can we have more of a Chiori conversation?"
"Man, I just don't want to go. Stop trying to Chiori me into going."
"Let's go to Disneyland! I feel so Chiori right now!"
"Don't be so Daria about life. Be more Chiori."
"You need to get over yourself. Start thinking about those around you. It's the Chiori thing to do."

by b.meddlesome February 25, 2010

Chipori

A technical term used to describe a girl from Lahore Grammer School (LGS). Generally chiporis are thin AF, have multiple "boyfriends" and cover their faces with Flemming's Left Hand Rule the second a camera points at them.

The chipori winked at the AC Boy and asked him to pay the bill.

by wheezeattheghosts November 22, 2018