is an adjective that is used to describe those who are fucking idiots, and are entirely oblivious to this fact. Especially pertaining to those who ramble on and on about things that are clearly only relevant or interesting to them. Therefore, everything that comes out of their mouth is comparable to that of a chirping bird or in other words, no need to listen.
jamey: "do you remember that totally ridiculous bro that was trying to talk to us at the bar last night?"
ken: "oh yeah dude,vaugely, he was chirpy as fuck."
A name given to a woman's vagina, often used in the state of Texas. It is especially used for elderly womens vagina that can widen to at least 4 inches (perhaps a fist) wide.
"Gosh, Susan, you should have seengrandma's ole chirpy last night. She had at least 5 eggs up there!"
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brownwill also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.