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A name given to a woman's vagina, often used in the state of Texas. It is especially used for elderly womens vagina that can widen to at least 4 inches (perhaps a fist) wide.
"Gosh, Susan, you should have seen grandma's ole chirpy last night. She had at least 5 eggs up there!"
by Old Man Wilson October 15, 2006