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chinkeology 

Chinkeology is the study of the extremely small dick, but strong minded race. Chinkeology is a very hard art and can be quite dangerous. While chinks are very smart, they can also be extremely hostile. That is why when studying them, you must be very cautious. They can be found in the small eyed country of China.
"Chinkeology is hard work Jeff, one chink almost killed me."
chinkeology by Quinnlandmine November 19, 2017

Chinology 

To study the scientific relevancy of chins one may inhibit.
Girl 1: I want to learn how to count chins

Girl 2: then you should take chinology
Chinology by Shit fart June 3, 2014

Chickenology

1. Chickenolgy, derivative word of chicken. Chickenology can refer to facts, or anything about the Chicken.

2. Tactics of cowards.
Wow, I never knew KFC started delivering in 1996, much less delivering at all! Thats some major Chickenology, man!

Jeff said that the color earlobe of a chicken can usually determine what color egg it lays: Green-ish/shiny ear-lobed chickens usually lay green/blue eggs, red ear-lobed chickens usually lay brown eggs and white ear-lobed chickens lay white eggs. Theres some Chickenology for you!
Chickenology by Vamparagon June 10, 2009

chickenology

1. trend among urban 20 somethings to keep one or two chickens in cages in small apartments, rooftop coops and/or urban streets where they may or may not free range.

2. Poultry keeping in urban settings most common among among neo punk, urban crusty kids, urban greenies, urban homesteaders.

3. the study and obsession with chicken health by otherwise non agricultural people.

4. Fashion trend marked by a peculiar obsession among well heeled urbanites with miniature show birds; they often keep them in high rise apartments as pets and carry them as one would carry a chihuahua.
Lucy's into chickenology; she's got 3 layers on the roof.

Hilton's a chickenologist; she carries that little white cochin around in her chanel bag.

Joey's gone so green all he talks is chickenology.

Tom got evicted for his chickenology obsession.
chickenology by Lily1014 June 10, 2009

Chinkology 

a pseudo science based in "a study from somewhere"

or any other non-specific urban legend source

used by "expert" non-asians to explain the behavior of asian/asian americans with any stereotyped custom or habit they can imagine
man, it must suck having asian parents

...

you know... all that pressure to succeed, having to get A's in every class! I know it must be hell

thanks for the Chinkology lesson Rudyard!!!
Chinkology by Sugarshark August 19, 2010

chunkiology 

the study of Chunky from the dk rap
I am not a major in Chunkiology so I cannot speak of his fall with much accuracy.
chunkiology by safda January 25, 2020
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