When you make a delivery order for Chinese food and then you tell your man to fuck you. So he does, in the ass, on the living-room coffee table. Just as he’s balls-deep, the Uber Eats guy knocks on the door.

But it swings wide open (as if you left it ajar on purpose). Now he’s 7-feet away from you just staring. Slowly, he steps forward and asks with a real sexy voice:

Somebody order THIS DICK?!

Ordering Chinese later if you want some!

ordering Chinese by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 8, 2019

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chinese chair

Dates back to classic Hollywood and the porn industry and later became synonymous with threesomes, or the offering of a threesome.

"So, she said she has a Chinese chair... do you want to come over?"

chinese chair by ThisIsOne March 29, 2017

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Chinese Pablo

Chinese Pablo is the most handsome black fashion model you will ever see on the famous social media app called Instagram.

Jessica: "So this morning, I met this handsome fashion model called Chinese Pablo on Insta."

Kate: "Oh really? what's his instagram username?"

Jessica: "His Insta username is @chinesepablo. You should check him out. You will instantly fall for him.

Kate: "oh please....but I hope he's handsome as you are saying now."

Jessica: "Just go and check!"

Kate: "Alright Jessy."

Chinese Pablo by Angela Buns November 30, 2021

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Chinese Pablo

Chinese Pablo is a popular Instagram creator born on January 23, 2003. He is a social media Influencer who is mostly loved and has a fandom named The Pabkins.

Do you know that, if you are a fan of Chinese Pablo you are called a Pabkin?

Chinese Pablo by John Night November 30, 2021

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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