When you make a delivery order for Chinese food and then you tell your man to fuck you. So he does, in the ass, on the living-room coffee table. Just as he’s balls-deep, the Uber Eats guy knocks on the door.

But it swings wide open (as if you left it ajar on purpose). Now he’s 7-feet away from you just staring. Slowly, he steps forward and asks with a real sexy voice:

Somebody order THIS DICK?!

Ordering Chinese later if you want some!

ordering Chinese by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 8, 2019

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chinese chair

Dates back to classic Hollywood and the porn industry and later became synonymous with threesomes, or the offering of a threesome.

"So, she said she has a Chinese chair... do you want to come over?"

chinese chair by ThisIsOne March 29, 2017

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Chinese Pablo

Chinese Pablo is the most handsome black fashion model you will ever see on the famous social media app called Instagram.

Jessica: "So this morning, I met this handsome fashion model called Chinese Pablo on Insta."

Kate: "Oh really? what's his instagram username?"

Jessica: "His Insta username is @chinesepablo. You should check him out. You will instantly fall for him.

Kate: "oh please....but I hope he's handsome as you are saying now."

Jessica: "Just go and check!"

Kate: "Alright Jessy."

Chinese Pablo by Angela Buns November 30, 2021

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Chinese Pablo

Chinese Pablo is a popular Instagram creator born on January 23, 2003. He is a social media Influencer who is mostly loved and has a fandom named The Pabkins.

Do you know that, if you are a fan of Chinese Pablo you are called a Pabkin?

Chinese Pablo by John Night November 30, 2021

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