Chinesism

The feeling you get when you want to steal the West Philippine Sea

When we traveled in the Philippines my friend saw how big the West Philippines Sea is he got Chinesism.

by GlitchEcCity May 18, 2019

chinesium

Any metal whose properties fail to meet the expectations for the role in which it is found, and whose source is probably "Made In China". "

My wrench broke in three places... It must be made of Chinesium!

by sparkycivic June 30, 2016

Chinesium

An element not found on the periodic table. A crappy metal or plastic substance made in China in the manufacture of ALL Chinese exports.

The only stuff under the Christmas tree this year is Chinesium crap.

by R Vegas July 9, 2010

chinesium

The material used in products that guarantees that the product will break within the first week of usage.

Your new iphone case broke? It was probably made of chinesium.

by DirtyDan20xx May 1, 2019

Chinesium alloy

The materials (generally metals but also parts such as gears, springs, screws, electronics, woods etc) used in manufactoring products made in China. Which vary in performance/quality due to disreputable quality control. Which in turn, leads to the same products potentially being different, and in rare cases, even dodgy.

"I don't understand! We have the exact same gel blasters, why is yours better than mine?"

"Chinesium Alloy mate."

"Fucking budget cuts!"

- Two Aussies in a backyard in Queensland.

"I didn't trust guitars made in china 10 years ago, Chinesium alloy was a major factor back then. Good thing it's changed now."

"This circuit board fried to the shithouse. Hmm. Must be the chinesium alloy."

by Maximus Penetratus January 6, 2019

cheneyism

a figure of speech expressing a fantasy, generally used to manipulate (ie. "My belief is we will, in fact, be greeted as liberators." --March 16, 2003, or "I think they're in the last throes, if you will, of the insurgency." -- June 20, 2005)

He used many forms of cheneyism is his relationships with women, most commonly, "Of course I'll still respect you."

by waynenp July 14, 2008

Dumblings are Chineis

Dumb dumplings from China said by a wise man who does not write well in English

Person 1: i want dumplings
Person 2: but you’re dumb
Person 1: i guess ill have dumblings

Person 2: haha dumblings are chineis

by Roadwork Ahead January 21, 2021