chickendonkey

A special dance used to scare away rats when they're chasing you. The dance involves running while flapping your arms like a chicken and making donkey noises. This should hopefully scare away any rats that are chasing you. Good luck.

person1: "OH NO WE'RE GETTING CHASED BY RATS!!!!
person2: "WELL WHAT DO WE DO??!!!?

person1: "DO THE CHICKENDONKEY NOW!!!!!!!"

person2: "what"

chickendonkey by the fungus tomato 🪱 January 18, 2026

ChickenDonkeyHorse 

a hoe who has no friends and overall is a b!tch

Son of a ChickenDonkeyHorse!

ChickenDonkeyHorse by Bon of a Sitch March 28, 2017

chickenmonkey 

a term usually used in place of words such as: fucktard, smartass, or jerk. Most commonly placed in front of another derogatory term. Normally said in a joking manner and setting.

"You chickenmonkey bastard. You beat me again!"

chickenmonkey by JEII May 18, 2006

chickenmonkey 

A word used to make up a situation to get yourself out of another.

Daniel: Where are you going yo?
Jammie: I'm going home.
Daniel: Why?
Jammie: I gotta go eat my chickenmonkey.

or
Daniel:Can you give me a ride home.
Jammie: Nah, sorry man I gotta do my chickenmonkey

chickenmonkey by kohalakoala July 6, 2010

ChickenJockey 

I AM STEVE

Holy gyattabayo you see that chicken. "You mean the CHICKENJOCKEY" HAHAHAHAHA Chicken Jockey you so funny man

ChickenJockey by Fartbuttbenthe14th April 18, 2025