To have or do the action of sexual intercourse or any other sexual action involving obscene amount of chocolate in any form or kind (milk chocolate, vanilla, dark chocolate ect.)
When you go to click on something and the web page your viewing suddenly loads some content and you end up clicking on something else.
I was on Buzzfeed and I went to click on that article, "I got botox in my vagina and it changed my life" then the page shifted and I was clickfucked into looking at 49 wardrobe malfunctions that would shock me.