clickfucked

When you go to click on something and the web page your viewing suddenly loads some content and you end up clicking on something else.

I was on Buzzfeed and I went to click on that article, "I got botox in my vagina and it changed my life" then the page shifted and I was clickfucked into looking at 49 wardrobe malfunctions that would shock me.

clickfucked by Mr Fantastic® January 13, 2017

Clickjacked 

When a person gets "clickjacked" it means that they clicked on a suspicious link (usually on facebook). After they click on the link, their account becomes infected with malware. That malware tends to spam the hell out of their friends by posting more malware laden links on their friends' walls.

Paula's wall: Like OMG, you guys! Dell is giving away FREE computers! Click on this link (malware-laden link) to get a FREE computer! It won't last long! CLICK on the link right now!! =)

The same message gets posted on all of her friends' walls.

Paula's wall 2 hours later: Wow, somebody totally hacked my account! I did NOT post all of that crap! I'm changing my password!

Paula's friend: Paula, you are such moron! You didn't get hacked! You got clickjacked! Stop clicking on those damned links!

Clickjacked by Alias1989 March 9, 2012

Chuckfucked 

To have you ass handed to you by Chuck.

Who is Chuck?

Chuck is a metaphor for all the people in your life that you think you have under your control. Then, when you least expect it, BAM!! You get chuckfucked, leaving you confused, embarrassed, and slightly in awe of the power that just got released upon you.

Man, my boss just got Chuckfucked in that conference call!

Chuckfucked by RT120 September 24, 2009

cluckfuckery

(n.) (of a person or group of people) utterly moronic or chaotic shenanigans, usually involving confusion, like how a chicken would behave if it had no idea what was going on

Person 1: "Guys, look at the cluckfuckery going on over there"
Person 2: "I know, those people can't paint for the life of them. How can paint even go up to the ceiling like that?"
Person 3: "They got paint everywhere besides the actual fucking canvas"

cluckfuckery by CrystallizedQuartz January 12, 2025