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Chocofuck 

To have or do the action of sexual intercourse or any other sexual action involving obscene amount of chocolate in any form or kind (milk chocolate, vanilla, dark chocolate ect.)
"Go get the chocolate, we're gonna chocofuck tonight."
Chocofuck by Chocobeast June 17, 2011
Words you can keep

chococklate 

"Hey Jason you wont believe how hard I fucked Julia last night. My only suggestion is that she wipes her ass, after I was done with her, I had a massive chococklate.
chococklate by Biddly Diddly April 7, 2015

cockfucker 

You fucking cockfucker, I hate you.
cockfucker by infiniti August 15, 2003

chosofuck 

The owner of this page: literally one of the funniest mfs you will ever meet.
HUGE choso stan
chosofuck stans: "PLS FJSJFJS DID YOU SEE CHOSOFUCK'S POST I DIED OML"
unseasoned mf: "who?"
chosofuck stans: "this is why you aren't swag smh"

cockfuck 

A word that can be used in almost any circumstance or context. Like the word "fuck" itself. Simply put, a cool sounding word used to make fun of your buddy.
*ring, ring*
Steve: "Hello?"
Harv: "Steve, it's Harv, what's up?"
Steve: "Heyyy, what's up cockfuck?!"

cockfuck by sabs77 December 14, 2008

cockfucker 

"hey Sam you're a cockfucker, i hope you die a horrible death"
cockfucker by kidkoolio August 5, 2008

Lil Cockfuck 

Lil Cockfuck AKA The second coming of Tupac
chilling in the cut listening to Lil Cockfuck
Lil Cockfuck by Lil Cockfuck March 25, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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