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Chucknorrisaurus
It is a common misconception that a giant meteor or comet-tail caused the Ice Age and the ensuing demise of all prehistoric life.
It was, in fact the appearance of a new type of dinosaur called the Chucknorrisaurus that suddenly appeared and wiped out all animal life. Scientists in Asia discovered a single fossil surrounded by a wealth of other skeletal remains, each with their craniums smashed to dust. The theory is that the dreaded Chucknorrisaurus was enjoying a meal, when it was interrupted by another dinosaur...mistake #1. Chucknorrisaurus was so angered by the intrusion that it snapped and started delivering roundhouse kicks to everything in sight. Other dinosaurs heard the commotion and came to investigate....mistake#2. The ensuing brawl ended up with every dinosaur dying in a hail of kicks, and their final breaths raised the CO2 levels to the point of creating a greenhouse effect and starting the Ice Age. This ice age only served to preserve the Chucknorrisaurus's DNA which combined with Simian} [DNA and resulted in the creation of man.
It was, in fact the appearance of a new type of dinosaur called the Chucknorrisaurus that suddenly appeared and wiped out all animal life. Scientists in Asia discovered a single fossil surrounded by a wealth of other skeletal remains, each with their craniums smashed to dust. The theory is that the dreaded Chucknorrisaurus was enjoying a meal, when it was interrupted by another dinosaur...mistake #1. Chucknorrisaurus was so angered by the intrusion that it snapped and started delivering roundhouse kicks to everything in sight. Other dinosaurs heard the commotion and came to investigate....mistake#2. The ensuing brawl ended up with every dinosaur dying in a hail of kicks, and their final breaths raised the CO2 levels to the point of creating a greenhouse effect and starting the Ice Age. This ice age only served to preserve the Chucknorrisaurus's DNA which combined with Simian} [DNA and resulted in the creation of man.
" The Tyrranosaur looked mean, but those tiny little arms were no match for the powerful legs and death-dealing stare of the Chucknorrisaurus "
Chucknorrisaurus by the Den of Iniquity November 20, 2006
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chucknorrisium
chucknorrisium is an element with an unlimited atomic number and atomic mass. This element has only been theorised because if anyone gets close to it, they get knocked back by a roundhouse kick to the face. Chucknorrisuim is theorised that once harnessed into a solid form it will be unbreakable, and makes anything it is attached to unbreakable. This is because the universe makes sure it cannot be broken or it will get a roundhouse kick to the face. It is belived that chuck norris originated from the first chucknorrisium atom.
chucknorrisium by Sheepy123 September 30, 2009
Chucknoyance
A.K.A. Chuck Nuisance
A person who uses every opportunity possible to tell a Chuck Norris Fact. These people know all of the most popular Chuck Norris Facts, and retell them to any person within earshot. They are often the Karen of the group.
A person who uses every opportunity possible to tell a Chuck Norris Fact. These people know all of the most popular Chuck Norris Facts, and retell them to any person within earshot. They are often the Karen of the group.
Dillan: "Did you know Chuck Norris has a night light? Not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is
afraid of Chuck Norris."
Ryan: "That's the fifth one he's cranked out this minute..."
Dillan: "Chuck Norris doesn't have internal organs. He got rid of them in the seventies to make room for more muscles."
Aaron: "For the love of GOD. Who invited this Chucknoyance?"
Dillan: "Don't you mean, 'For the love of Chuck Norris?'"
Ryan: "SHUT UP. If I hear one more fucking Chuck Norris Fact I will call Chuck up and have him roundhouse kick you into the pits of HELL!"
Aaron: "Dillan, you are a failure at life. The world hates you."
afraid of Chuck Norris."
Ryan: "That's the fifth one he's cranked out this minute..."
Dillan: "Chuck Norris doesn't have internal organs. He got rid of them in the seventies to make room for more muscles."
Aaron: "For the love of GOD. Who invited this Chucknoyance?"
Dillan: "Don't you mean, 'For the love of Chuck Norris?'"
Ryan: "SHUT UP. If I hear one more fucking Chuck Norris Fact I will call Chuck up and have him roundhouse kick you into the pits of HELL!"
Aaron: "Dillan, you are a failure at life. The world hates you."
Chucknoyance by Laser Fight March 21, 2008
Chucknology
Chucknology by Icebolt January 14, 2007
Chucknologist
"NEWS FLASH!!! Chucknologists have found Chuck Norris' weak point. Soon after, they were all killed by an unknown assassin who wrote "I am invincible" on the walls in the chucknologists' blood."
Chucknologist by Icebolt January 14, 2007