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chestnest 

An unusually large, free-flowing amount of chest hair which results in a resemblance of a bird's nest on one's chest.
Hey Bruce, that's a hell of a chestnest you got there!

I wish I could grow a chestnest like Bruce, but I am doomed to living life with a small, wiry patch of chest hair.
chestnest by aramrod July 19, 2016
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chestnest 

Chestnest: the warm spot of the middle of the chest, where one can nuzzle and fall asleep on. Usually the male chest, but limited to.
Male: Nah, we just listened to music until she fell asleep in my chestnest. OR Female: Give me a minute, I dropped an mnm down my top, and now it's stuck in my chestnest.
chestnest by Dontbsquare January 13, 2016

chestesticles 

My woman has the nicest chestesticles.
chestesticles by THE_BIGMAN April 14, 2010

Chestbeater 

Term used to describe A conceited,Egotistical person who may feel that the're better than everyone and everything around them. It's almost like "beating you chest" as if you're superior.
That man's a chestbeater because he always sees the wrongs in other people, other than himself.
Chestbeater by mrscrapyrd January 17, 2011

Chestnut Topper 

The "top-off" or "refresher" to a glass of wine. When the white or red liquid falls too far below the 6oz standard, remember to continue indulging with a chestnut topper.
Bill: "Your glass is looking low there, Tom..."
Tom: "Bill, I need a chestnut topper, fill 'er up"
Chestnut Topper by catdog29 July 4, 2012

urban chestnut 

An Urban Chestnut is what you leave on a hookers blouse (or any city dweller) when she blows you off in a St. Louis alley. Also, a St. Louis craft brewery which you may have visited before buying the BJ and depositing the Urban Chestnut.
Man, I had a couple of beers last night and totally gave my girlfriend and Urban Chestnut behind the Pita Pit.
urban chestnut by Xavier Brownwind August 26, 2013

old chestnut 

An idea or subject, usually flawed, which perpetually resurfaces in conversation despite having been discussed to death long ago.
A: If evolution is real then how come we never see monkeys turn into humans, huh?
B: Oh god, not that old chestnut...
old chestnut by FeO2 August 20, 2011
Word of the Day on August 9, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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