chestnest
An unusually large, free-flowing amount of chest hair which results in a resemblance of a bird's nest on one's chest.
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chestnest
Chestnest: the warm spot of the middle of the chest, where one can nuzzle and fall asleep on. Usually the male chest, but limited to.
Male: Nah, we just listened to music until she fell asleep in my chestnest. OR Female: Give me a minute, I dropped an mnm down my top, and now it's stuck in my chestnest.
chestnest by Dontbsquare January 13, 2016
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Chestbeater
Term used to describe A conceited,Egotistical person who may feel that the're better than everyone and everything around them. It's almost like "beating you chest" as if you're superior.
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Chestnut Topper
The "top-off" or "refresher" to a glass of wine. When the white or red liquid falls too far below the 6oz standard, remember to continue indulging with a chestnut topper.
Chestnut Topper by catdog29 July 4, 2012
urban chestnut
An Urban Chestnut is what you leave on a hookers blouse (or any city dweller) when she blows you off in a St. Louis alley. Also, a St. Louis craft brewery which you may have visited before buying the BJ and depositing the Urban Chestnut.
Man, I had a couple of beers last night and totally gave my girlfriend and Urban Chestnut behind the Pita Pit.
urban chestnut by Xavier Brownwind August 26, 2013
old chestnut
An idea or subject, usually flawed, which perpetually resurfaces in conversation despite having been discussed to death long ago.
A: If evolution is real then how come we never see monkeys turn into humans, huh?
B: Oh god, not that old chestnut...
B: Oh god, not that old chestnut...
old chestnut by FeO2 August 20, 2011
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