An unusually large, free-flowing amount of chest hair which results in a resemblance of a bird's nest on one's chest.
Hey Bruce, that's a hell of a chestnest you got there!
I wish I could grow a chestnest like Bruce, but I am doomed to living life with a small, wiry patch of chest hair.
I wish I could grow a chestnest like Bruce, but I am doomed to living life with a small, wiry patch of chest hair.
by aramrod July 19, 2016
Get the chestnest mug.Chestnest: the warm spot of the middle of the chest, where one can nuzzle and fall asleep on. Usually the male chest, but limited to.
Male: Nah, we just listened to music until she fell asleep in my chestnest. OR Female: Give me a minute, I dropped an mnm down my top, and now it's stuck in my chestnest.
by Dontbsquare January 13, 2016
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Term used to describe A conceited,Egotistical person who may feel that the're better than everyone and everything around them. It's almost like "beating you chest" as if you're superior.
by mrscrapyrd January 17, 2011
Get the Chestbeater mug.The "top-off" or "refresher" to a glass of wine. When the white or red liquid falls too far below the 6oz standard, remember to continue indulging with a chestnut topper.
by catdog29 July 4, 2012
Get the Chestnut Topper mug.An Urban Chestnut is what you leave on a hookers blouse (or any city dweller) when she blows you off in a St. Louis alley. Also, a St. Louis craft brewery which you may have visited before buying the BJ and depositing the Urban Chestnut.
Man, I had a couple of beers last night and totally gave my girlfriend and Urban Chestnut behind the Pita Pit.
by Xavier Brownwind August 26, 2013
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A: If evolution is real then how come we never see monkeys turn into humans, huh?
B: Oh god, not that old chestnut...
B: Oh god, not that old chestnut...
by FeO2 August 20, 2011
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