FeO2's definitions

funky chicken

A seizure, typically the result of a fatal trauma such as stroke, brain damage or poison.

Keep your mask on if you don't want to do the funky chicken.

by FeO2 April 24, 2011

old chestnut

An idea or subject, usually flawed, which perpetually resurfaces in conversation despite having been discussed to death long ago.

A: If evolution is real then how come we never see monkeys turn into humans, huh?
B: Oh god, not that old chestnut...

by FeO2 August 20, 2011

Norwegian alligator dong flop

A sexual act in which the male jumps off a 40 foot ladder, rebounds from a trampoline into a vat of curdled mayonaisse, checks to see if the editors are paying any smegging attention whatsoever to the fabricated juvenile sexual horse crap added to this dictionary daily by giggling 14 year old dimwits, then swims out to perform fellatio on a Chevy Nova. Include the word "anus," an act of random spousal abuse, puerile slander or other general troglodytism for bonus credibility.

This slang dictionary is so packed with Norwegian alligator dong flops by now that browsing it has become dull, offensive and uninformative.

by Feo2 June 8, 2009

load bearing monster

A fantasy/sci-fi cliche, wherein the defeat of a given villain triggers the catastrophic destruction of its immediate environment, ie: the dungeon collapses, the planet explodes, the spacecraft implodes into the 37th dimension, etc.

Game Master: "The giant falls dead, but just as you think you're safe you feel the floor of the cavern begin to shake and rumble ominously."

Player: "Aw crap, he's a load bearing monster! Loot the body and run!"

by Feo2 February 4, 2009

Blithering

The act of speaking foolishly and without purpose, often annoying others in the process. Talking at length for the sake of hearing one's own voice.

The stupid twit wouldn't stop blithering about how 'deep' her favourite fad author is.

by FeO2 August 27, 2010

Cybersickness

A term coined in the 1990's, referring to a sense of nausea and disorientation similar to seasickness or car sickness, caused by graphical lag in virtual reality helmets, such as Virtuality arcade systems. When turning one's head the display would lag a fraction of a second behind, resulting in a disagreement between the wearer's sense of balance and sense of sight. Cybersickness is a probable cause for much of the rapid loss of interest in immersive cyberspace and, to a lesser degree, the cyberpunk movement.

I tried playing Dactyl Nightmare on an old Virtuality system, but it nearly made me puke from cybersickness after a couple minutes.

by FeO2 August 21, 2013

ferret shock

A state of extreme disorientation caused by an excessive number of choices or stimuli. Coined by Pete Abrams in the early years of the webcomic, Sluggy Freelance; specifically in reference to the character, Kiki, and her tendency to enter a catatonic state when faced with a large number of 'shiny' things.

When we went to the arcade Mike had a major case of ferret shock; we ended up having to drop him off at the book store.

by FeO2 May 12, 2011