Chestertown 

C-town is a place where old people go to die and college students go to drink. There's a bum named TOJO who walks the streets with a silver spitoon, a guitar, and a limp due to a terrible addiction to heroin. All stores and restaurants close by 5 p.m. with the exception of a 24-hour McDonalds and 2 RoFo's. C-town is a place where everyone is related to everyone and townies hate college students. Segregation is very much alive, whether the rich whites admit it or not.

"Hey what do you want to do tonight?"
"I don't know, everything in Chestertown fucking closes at fucking 5 p.m."
" How 'bout we get drunk and stumble to RoFo?"
"Sounds good, that's what we did yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that."
"Screw it, lets drive 4 hours to my house just to get something to do"
"Make sure you get some pot for the ride."

Chestertown by TOJO October 7, 2006

Chestertown 

One of the most beautiful places in the world. You don't understand it unless youre from here. The people the culture and the atmosphere make it one of the prettiest places to live.

Wisteria Lane from the outside view is how chestertown is on the inside

Chestertown by Local not "townie" April 1, 2009

Chestertown 

The Afterlife, including the Waiting Room of the Warehouse for the Pre-Dead.

We crossed the Chestertown Bridge and entered The Afterlife, abandoning all hope of finding a decent restaurant.

Chestertown by Pastor Future October 7, 2006

chesterton republican army 

Bunch of chavs who run around chesterton in there fake stone island hoodies and jackets trying to beat up old ladies and there dogs.
Is especially violent to any one with morals or is part of the BBA.

That wanker is wearing a fake stone island and has his cock out, He must be part of the Chesterton republican army.

chesterton republican army by Suck a man pewb February 21, 2018

Chesterton, Indiana 

Chesterton is located in Northwest Indiana. Home of a kick ass swim team that always beats the skanks and douches at munster. The swim team has 15 straight conference wins, 12 straight sectional wins, 2 state titles soon to be 2 more due to the large freshman class that came in 2010. Go trojans!!!!

Chesterton, Indiana, home of a more premier swim program that beats munsters "premier" program.

Chesterton, Indiana by Trojan-territory November 21, 2011

Chesterton 

A somewhat small town in Northwest Indiana. It consists of some pretty cool people, and lots and lots of corn. It is also considered a suburb of Chicago. It has some nice beaches, even though Michigan has better ones on lake Michigan, and it is way way way too flat.

Hey! where are you going? I'm going to Chesterton.

Chesterton by CMLB June 24, 2008

Chesterton 

Chesterton is a small town in Northwest Indiana, a little less than an hour away from Chicago. The towns buildings are mostly fast food related, with the exception of Broadway, a street full of small town businesses that are never hiring. The high school is full of mostly druggies, dirty kids, and skanky freshman girls, with some rare relatively cool people as well. The army is always at the high school school, which is all the rage amonst the dirty kids, but most normal people find it extremely irritating. It's no surprise that most kids are druggies, considering the only things this town has going for it is a tiny ass bowling alley that smells like cigarettes and a put put golf course.

Person 1: Wanna buy some drugs and hit on some skanky freshmen?
Person 2: Sure, let's go to Chesterton.

Chesterton by Senior Burrito February 19, 2011