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chesssexual 

a fucking guy who has no friends at all and suffers from obesity, diabetes and so on.
Billy:Dad, I like the queen.

Dad:Get the FUCK out of my house you FUCKING CHESSSEXUAL
chesssexual by BBC LEARNING SEX January 15, 2024
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chasesexual

Someone who will always be attracted to chase Hudson (lil huddy) no matter their age/gender/sexuality
Mum: who’s that on your phone

Me:it’s chase Hudson mum I’m chasesexual
chasesexual by Chasesexualperson December 29, 2020

chessexual 

chessexual: someone so passionate about chess, that could mentally cum to a chess position that they find highly attractive
-Damn, that puzzle is so wonderful that makes me think I'm chessexual

-Oh damn! that strategic plan is so horny!
-Are you chessexual?
chessexual by Mike17Gr April 22, 2023

Chemisexual 

A individual of a otherwise non-defined sexual orientation.
One that focuses upon drugs (including alochol)
vs physical sex with another in social or intimate situations.

A individual that places drug use above the possibility of sexual realtions.
I've always wondered about Tyrone,
I can't tell if he's gay or whatever...
All I see is him doing is taking different drugs and hanging out.
I've never seen him get with anyone, man or woman...
but if you got something -he's like all over you.
Chemisexual by Flip July 2, 2004

Chrissexual 

A sexual orientation, characterized by the potential for aesthetic attraction, romantic love, or sexual desire towards Chris.
Yeah I'm totally a Chrissexual.
Chrissexual by Jdizzle1986 January 17, 2011

Chrissexual 

The definition of being Total obsessed over Chris Hemsworth or Chris Evans.
Katrine: I love Chris Evans so much
Me: you must be Chrissexual
Chrissexual by Thequeenofasgard! January 23, 2021

chemosexual 

Someone who is sexually and/or romantically attracted to a chemical (such as a drug)
I heard that new girl is literally in love with cocaine....she has to be chemosexual.
chemosexual by rollatini October 3, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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