Chris Hemsworth

A man so handsome and alluring he can turn straight men gay and gay women straight just by looking at him.

Steve: “I’m going to marry Chris Hemsworth!l

Jim: “But you’re straight!”

Steve: “Not any more.”

by cloudstorm November 24, 2017

Chris Hemsworth

A man so handsome that he can make women pregnant by simply taking his shirt off.

Chris Hemsworth: smiles

Everyone woman on the planet: Holy shit my ovaries

by Cait1lin223334444 June 09, 2018

Chris Hemsworth

Sexy ass actor who is so hot a straight man turns gay and a gay lady turns straight.

Guy: Have you seen Chris Hemsworth
Girl: He is soo hot

by Liz-is-funny February 13, 2019

Chris Hemsworth

A handsome, charming, hunky and a hardworking actor. He's from Australia and the middle child (and the most successful) of the three Hemsworth brothers. He has performed in various famous movies like Thor/2, The Avengers/2 and Rush.

Man, Kevin looks Chris Hemsworth after he hit the gym.

by MarvelDCFanboy May 12, 2015

Chris Hemsworth

Person that puts the shirt industry out of business

Put A shirt on Chris Hemsworth!

by Catsanddogsandunicornswilove May 21, 2019

Chris Hemsworth

A popular actor seen in Thor, The Avengers, and Snow White and the Huntsman. He is the attractive Hemsworth brother, mainly because he is cute, charming, and not a douche (unlike his brother Liam Hemsworth).

Me: Siiiiiiigh....
Sis: You thinking about Chris Hemsworth again?
Me: Duh.
Sis: At least it's not Liam Hemsworth. He's so fugly and douche-y.
Me: Uh, yeah. Gross.

by teeheechrishemsworth February 13, 2013

chris hemsworth

the hottest man in existence

"dude chris hemsworth is so hot."

by heckyabroski October 21, 2019