one that has mastered the
art of wallet fumbling, a stingy person or one that
will pinch a penny until
POTUS 1-6 is squealing like a little girl
I can be a little
tight with a buck. Well, “little” may be somewhat misleading. Ok, ok, I've got my black belt in skinflint. I'm the miser master, the
Chuck Norris of Cheap and in my spare time, I like to
jam with my band, Penny Pinscher and the Tightwads. Seriously, I play a mean frugal horn.