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cheshing 

Cheshing- when you cry in a corner while masturbating.
My girlfriend dumped me so I spent the night cheshing
cheshing by jingles7777 May 21, 2012

CHESSINGTON 

Pleasant, leafy area within the Royal Borough of Kingston-upon-Thames, a short hop by fast train from Central London.
There's a lot more good stuff about Chessington than the World of Adventures.
CHESSINGTON by .l May 8, 2014

Cheching 

I was in a circle jerk with a couple of douche-canoes and I was cheching then my mother walked in.
Cheching by Greasus August 5, 2010

Shallow chesting 

When someone’s penis is so far down another throat, it reaches the chest.
Dude I was getting a BJ from this chick, and my dick went so far down we were shallow chesting”

“Who the fuck are you?”
Shallow chesting by Naltica December 16, 2020

chessing 

verb; Living life like a game of chess while life is actually playing tetris with you, causing stress and never-ending disappointments when life does not turn out the way you expect it to.
Adjective form: chessy
"Poor guy, chessing around thinking that he will be able to retire by the age of 50..."
chessing by sirichar November 11, 2017

Shit Chestington

1) The act of defecating on a British woman
2) The act of defecating on a woman while acting in a flamboyantly British manner (ie. fake British accent, tea drinking, etc.)
3) A fictional British person, whose sole pleasure in life is shitting on the chest of unsuspecting women
1) I was on holiday in England, and I hooked up with a girl, only to find out that she had herpes. In my rage, I took her again and gave her the good ole' Shit Chestington.

2) My girlfriend wanted to spice things up in the bedroom with some role playing. I told her I would act the part of Shit Chestington. She looked at me quizzically. Thirty minutes later she found out the hard way, with a hot shit on her chest. I watched her try to clean up, drinking tea with my pinky out, spouting comments like "Hey lass looks like you got yourself in a spot of bother. You're bloody covered in shite!"